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Kepada Pelajar yang Sudah atau Akan Menghantar Borang MARA

(Post kali ini dalam bahasa Melayu dan tidak berniat untuk mengutuk, menyedihkan atau merendahkan mana-mana pihak. Jika ada sebarang ke-terasa-an hati, boleh tinggalkan komen. Saya dahulukan dengan ucapan terima kasih dan minta maaf juga menyinggung hati mana-mana pihak sama ada yang hidup ataupun yang dah tiada)

Tahniah kepada mereka yang telah menghantar borang MARA setelah bersusah payah :
- mengisi segala maklumat
- mencari penjamin-penjamin anda
- mendapat tanda tangan penjamin dan saksi anda
- mengambil gambar untuk dilekatkan
- membuat salinan-salinan yang diperlukan
- mengesahan salinan-salinan
- mendapatkan cop pesuruhjaya sumpah
- membeli setem HASIL dan mematikannya
- berjalan jauh ke pejabat MARA

Banyak duit anda habis kan?

Ada juga yang hantar menggunakan pos dan ada juga yang parents settlekan semua..
Takpe yang penting siap


Kepada mereka yang :

- hantar sekali dan tidak di-reject
Tahniah!! Anda memang membaca setiap huruf dalam buku panduan dan surat-surat tersebut. Mesti anda jenis yang baca buku panduan sampai habis setiap kali beli apa-apa barang kan?

- di-reject sekali
Bagus! Anda tahu kesilapan anda dan terus membetulkan kesemuanya. Manusia memang melakukan kesilapan...dan anda mengambil pengajaran daripada kesilapan anda. Belajar dari kesilapan!

- di-reject dua kali
Mungkin anda banyak duit untuk dibazirkan untuk ke Pejabat MARA. Ataupun anda terlalu rindu dengan MARA sehingga sanggup melakukan kesilapan demi dapat pergi ke pejabat MARA lagi..so sweet~Mungkin juga anda terlupa untuk tanya dengan lebih terperinci apakah silap anda dalam melengkapkan segala perjanjian dan borang..Anda perlu bertanya dengan lebih kerap biarpun pegawai yang memeriksa borang anda itu _______ (bergantung kepada pegawai yang anda jumpa)

- di-reject 3 kali dan ke atas
Secara jujur, anda sendiri sudah tahu betapa sedihnya diri anda jika asyik di-reject. Jadi, pada reject-kan yang kedua, anda dinasihatkan supaya sudah menyediakan surat wasiat untuk menyatakan kesedihan anda dan sedia mewariskan segala harta anda (biarpun Panasonic Lumix FS-6, Canon IXUS 80 IS, PSP berwarna hitam, iPhone, Wii, X-Box abang ipar dan sebagainya) dan anda boleh pilih tempat untuk terjun

- tak hantar lagi!!!
Mengikut borang LPP2009, anda mesti adalah sama ada seorang yang malas, suka tangguh kerja, mengharapkan orang lain buat kerja, ataupun BARU PULANG MELANCONG DARI UK. Pergi hantar cepat!!


Sekali lagi, tahniah kerana sudah menyiapkan borang2 anda

Sekian terima kasih

(Minta maaf jika post ini menyinggung perasaan mana-mana pihak, penulis tidak berniat jahat ataupun berhati kejam. Post ini hanyalah gurauan semata-mata)

Comments

  1. NaqibJuly 29, 2009 at 6:27 PM

    hahaha
    gler lwk wei part wasiat tu!
    hahaha
    psp itam,xbox abg ipar
    hahahahaha
    sumpah tegolek2 aku gelak
    haha

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  2. ZafreeJuly 29, 2009 at 6:35 PM

    nasib baik ko nyer x kena reject banyak kali

    kalo x aku dah sedia nk amik psp hitam ko

    haha

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  3. ain cocoJuly 29, 2009 at 7:21 PM

    hahaha..sungguh bes perli ak..asl wrna font tu lain?sje je =p ye2..ak anta esok lah..wekk! =p ak wat dlm masa 3ari je wehh..ish3..doakn lah ianya xdrejek ye =)

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  4. ZafreeJuly 29, 2009 at 7:52 PM

    ingatkan ko x bce post nie ;P

    ko on9 aa malam nanti, aku leh checkkan~
    hehe

    ReplyDelete
  5. AnonymousJuly 29, 2009 at 8:06 PM

    mula2 aku dah takut dah...
    aku ingat kau betul2 nak kutuk orang!
    lol

    ReplyDelete
  6. ZafreeJuly 29, 2009 at 8:20 PM

    kena ader aziz fatah dlu baru bley kutuk habis-habisan

    haha

    ReplyDelete
  7. van der shraafJuly 30, 2009 at 12:07 AM

    coco rilek je ek..siap bleh pegi UK lg..x yah nk ulang-alik pegi pejabat MARA..lol

    ReplyDelete
  8. aisyaJuly 30, 2009 at 12:21 AM

    xD pngalaman mnangis tgh2 bndar.
    sbb asyk kne reject. hahaha.
    tak pena kne reject smpai cmtu skli. :P

    ReplyDelete
  9. ZafreeJuly 31, 2009 at 11:21 AM

    acap - coco genius!walaupun sbnrnyer bnyk bapak dier tolong settlekan
    hehe

    aisya - tape...blaja dr pengalaman...huhu

    ReplyDelete

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